do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
dropping hints to bae that ur ready
Anonymous said: A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger